do you ever look at your url and go “hell yeah”
they say milk helps babies grow but ive poured 3 cartons of it over this baby and so far all it has done is cry
when that one person you hate in your class speaks
"Money can’t make you happy"
WELL IT SURE AS HELL AINT GONNA MAKE ME SAD
The cutest burritos you will ever see.
- The most sober thing a drunk person could say (via whispering-secrets-and-smoke)